Do the obvious thing
use the robot as a battering ram
That's impossible, the thing weighs like sixty pounds!
Or break a window?
You're looking for revenge, not a fine.
CUDDLE THE ROBOT FOR 2 HOURS+
TWO HOURS LATER

: I thought I told you to get you and your stuff away from my bar.

: Freakin' aliens because stupid.

: I'm looking to beat YOUR ASS because you're such a stupid loser jerk hipster garbage!

: I'm shaking.