My house is overrun by ants.

[Corporal Heart]

i heard the ants like jews. Go up to them and say. I herd you liek jewz.

THE SURPRISE WILL MAKE THEM SHAT BRICKS AND DIE!

[Ad Bot]

[Hydrabisque]

THE SURPRISE WILL MAKE THEM SHAT BRICKS AND DIE!

Are you handicapped?
No offense if you are I just want to know.

[Corporal Heart]

Are you handicapped?
No offense if you are I just want to know.

maybe..... no im not :|

[Bloody Mary]

I hate those little sugar ants. They're so small and annoying.

[Corporal Heart]

I hate those little sugar ants. They're so small and annoying.

like you
Ikr?

[Bloody Mary]

like you
Ikr?

okay dude no
what is wrong with you?

[Corporal Heart]

okay dude no
what is wrong with you?

im laughing so hard right now

[DaSord213]

I am here before the inevitable starship troopers reference

Does roughnecks count?

[Sunglasses]

I have this problem too.

What yo can do is put a drop of maple syrup somewhere to attract them, when they crowd the maple syrup, scare them a bit, they will all run the same way.

Find where they hide, and lay down a little boric acid in the spot.

[WingZero]

im laughing so hard right now

You are so stupid that you cover up your stupidity by acting even more stupid.

[Corporal Heart]

You are so stupid that you cover up your stupidity by acting even more stupid.

lolikr? OH MY GOD IM BEING ATTACKED BY JEW ANTS!

[steve5451]

Find the ant hill source, and mix everything under the sink together and pour a lot on their hill.
2 days later they will all have wings. I swear to God. I did it when I was a kid. :D

[Corporal Heart]

no

[Sarge]

Lighter and a can of hairspray.

[Corporal Heart]

Lighter and a can of hairspray.

forget yes