Author Topic: My house is overrun by ants.  (Read 2324 times)

Four ways to solve this problem:
1.Move out.
2.Mount C4 where the ants are.
3.Grab a slug shell and a shotgun.
4.Spend your hard earned $1,000 on an Detonation Co./Exterminator.
C4 requires both heat and pressure to detonate. Unless the stars align, a well-aimed slug is unlikely to detonate it if the C4 isn't already on fire.

I say grab a pouch of rolling tobacco, soak it in water and leave said death juice around. There's more than enough nicotine in 25g of tobacco to kill a human or three outright.


I'd say get a bunch of maple syrup and pour it in a cup filled with dish soap and water.
Ants will smell it and the maple syrup should stay over the dish soap then they'll drown in the solution.
I did that one summer and stuck it outside and killed about forty bees and lots of ants.

I'd say get a bunch of maple syrup and pour it in a cup filled with dish soap and water.
Ants will smell it and the maple syrup should stay over the dish soap then they'll drown in the solution.
I did that one summer and stuck it outside and killed about forty bees and lots of ants.

Thanks

Play terminator with em.
Heheheh.

Good way to pass time, except you'd probably blow a lot of holes in your walls and floors, depending on what you're doing exactly.

there's a special poison you lay down around your house. it's a time release poison mixed with fruit sugar so that it attracts the ants, since it's time release it doesn't kill the ants until they feed it to the queen. as more queens die the ant population will begin going down until the last ants die off naturally.

I've heard of that. Seems like the best way to go.
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