Author Topic: Duke Nukem takes a shot at Master Chief.  (Read 5810 times)

So many idiots putting down halo.

Halo is pretty much the basis for the modern FPS gaming industry.

All the games were the best of their time save ODST.

I love them all and always will however. HOWEVER. I am not obsessed over them like most of the fanbase is..
ugh.

Beat it.

Pics or it didn't happen, don't fake it like your fake signature pictures.

The demo is supposed to be a demonstration of the game. Hence the title of "DEMO". The whole purpose is to give people a taste of what the game is like. If the demo is stuff, then it's a safe bet the game is too.

Sorry they didn't take the best parts of the game, man.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2011, 12:29:16 PM by Lørd Tøny »


Maybe if Master Chief started actually having love with women, making cheap one liners, drinking beer, smoking cigars, degrading women then he would be cool. Sadly Master Chief is not Duke Nukem.

Maybe if Master Chief started actually having love with women, making cheap one liners, drinking beer, smoking cigars, degrading women then he would be cool. Sadly Master Chief is not Duke Nukem.

Duke Nukem tries so hard to be edgy it isn't even funny anymore.

It's he's a washed up celebrity trying to sing for his comeback tour, and he's hanged himself on the microphone cord but he's trying to sing anyway, forcing a smile and choking out lyrics in between grotesque spasms and you're wondering if it's kinder to cut him down or swing on his legs to help him on his way.

It's he's a washed up celebrity trying to sing for his comeback tour, and he's hanged himself on the microphone cord but he's trying to sing anyway, forcing a smile and choking out lyrics in between grotesque spasms and you're wondering if it's kinder to cut him down or swing on his legs to help him on his way.

Funny thing is he owns his own record studio.

Duke Nukem tries so hard to be edgy it isn't even funny anymore.

It's he's a washed up celebrity trying to sing for his comeback tour, and he's hanged himself on the microphone cord but he's trying to sing anyway, forcing a smile and choking out lyrics in between grotesque spasms and you're wondering if it's kinder to cut him down or swing on his legs to help him on his way.
Nice job quoting Yahtzee's closing statement there.


Duke Nukem for president.

Oh guess what!

Despite poor reviews Duke Nukem will be getting a sequel and some DLC content because of its high sales. Always bet on Duke.


I heard ODST sucked
ODST did suck.
The campaign was okay, but the "multiplayer" was the worst I've ever played.


ODST did suck.
The campaign was okay, but the "multiplayer" was the worst I've ever played.
I take that back, I've played worse, but it was still really bad.


ODST did suck.
The campaign was okay, but the "multiplayer" was the worst I've ever played.
What multiplayer? :cookieMonster: