*mom sits on couch all day*
FRED, DO THE DISHES
"but mom i'm working, why can't you do it?"
I'M RESTING
"you've been there all day, all week in fact."
YOU'RE GROUNDED, GIVE ME YOUR COMPUTER!
all i need to do is turn on the washing machine with some of the dishes in it, wait till a commercial break is over, and pick up my laptop. my mom is easily distracted.
also when my mom waits till 11pm to say
GO TO BED!
i just close my door. at 2AM, she's still awake, talk about hypocrisy.