Stuff parents say that makes you mad.

[Tudoreleuu]

Usually when my parents say something that has no logic to it, it starts to tick me off.
Especially when they say, I said so.

One of these days, I'm gonna end up yelling that back.

Oh yes. Here's today's case. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?

"The thing at the end of the hose is stuck again... -mom
 Let me take a look, maybe I can fix it. -me
 How are you going to know if you fix it if it's not even plugged? -mom
 Then why not plug it? -me
 No. -mom
 Why not? -me
 I SAID NO! -mom"

Later...

"Don't you know the hose has a leak there? -mom
 No. -me
 Well next time you'll know -mom
 ... -me"


   
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[N0B0-Films]

(a girl walks by)

Dad: She is loving hot right?

Me: Sure I guess

Dad: Your homoloveual aren't you.

Me: -_-

[Choice127]

(a girl walks by)

Dad: She is loving hot right?

Me: Sure I guess

Dad: Your homoloveual aren't you.

Me: -_-

My friend must like men...

[N0B0-Films]

My friend must like men...

Good thing I'm not your friend, richard.

[zookuw]

You are not allowed to spend the money you earned all by yourself.

[asablief]

Me: "So my friend that is a girl-"
Mom: "Is she pretty?"

[Tudoreleuu]

Me: "So my friend that is a girl-"
Mom: "Is she pretty?"

Oi! That stinks.


My mom hates complicating herself with simple stuff. If I ask her to try something that she says she'll not like/can't do/etc, just to try it out, no, NO, NO! As I like to know everything (as mentioned before) I get pissed off when she tells me "It's not your buisness"

[tails]

"We're out of bacon"

 

[SlayerZ99]

"$60 dollars is a lot for a video game."
"Dad I already have $110, This will be the last video game for awhile"
"wait till the price goes down"
"its gonna be like the best game ever, the price wont go down for like 3 years :I"

[Tyler66]

"The computer is slow,
I think it has a virus."

I cannot convince them.

[e-maxx]

"dad can i ge these computer parts"
"sure i'll go see if your mom will let you buy them"
5 days later
"have you talked to mom yet?"
"no"

[Hiiro326]

Scenario: My dad getting pissed about how he can't do something.

"Hey dad, can I try?"
"If I can't do it you can't do it"
"-_- wanna bet?"
"Sure. Ten BILLION dollars"
-Doesit-

He owes me about 78 billion dollars. That's with my life's expenses deducted. (Food, School, Gas, Electicity ect.)

Also this stopped because I told my dad I will live with my mom if he does it again --> "Gareth Come downstairs and let the dog out"
5 feet away. Then I go upstairs and hear "Gareth! Come downstairs and let the dog in!" or I just stay downstairs for 3 minutes until my dog takes a stuff.

[Night Fox]

"The computer is slow,
I think it has a virus."
I cannot convince them.

My grandmother thinks that the reason her computer is slow is because of all the games and stuff I put on it.
She fails to realize that her computer is just outdated.

[indyjones]

"I'll call you every day, honey"

[The Corporation]

My mom and her PC, well let's just say she knows what she's doing.
She warns me a lot about viruses and crap getting into my pc and stuff.
She watches a lot of those MSNBC shows talking about hackers, like one episode talked about a leech that had a program that could detect every keystroke you made.