Stuff parents say that makes you mad.

[Tingalz]

"We love you"
"It's because we actually care"
"Good work, son"
"Here's your allowance"

got i HAT parence

[Ad Bot]

[Isjix]

My grandmother thinks that the reason her computer is slow is because of all the games and stuff I put on it.
She fails to realize that her computer is just outdated.

She's outdated

My grandfather thinks my cousins put viruses and install crap on them, but yet, they click advertisements, and install buncha random stuff like toolbars, etc.

[Joker Card]

"Why do you like that game so much? are there naked girls in it!?"

[Tudoreleuu]

Joker, someone asking that should be sent to Mine 35789, 5 ft above hell.

[Nickelob Ultra]

"NICK"
"WHAT"
"..."
"...WHAT"
"... ..."
"IM NOT MOVING FROM MY CHAIR UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE YELLING ACROSS THE APARTMENT FOR"
"GET OVER HERE"
"ok hold on"

[Sonicfangirl11]

"You can't download My Little Pony."

[Trifax]

More recently:

My mom yells to me around 10:30 and says "time to go to bed". It pisses me off because it's the summer time, and I'm not even tired yet.

That, and my parents just irk me in general in their mannerisms and whatnot. Makes me rage.

[fred da kiko]

*mom sits on couch all day*
FRED, DO THE DISHES

"but mom i'm working, why can't you do it?"

I'M RESTING

"you've been there all day, all week in fact."

YOU'RE GROUNDED, GIVE ME YOUR COMPUTER!

all i need to do is turn on the washing machine with some of the dishes in it, wait till a commercial break is over, and pick up my laptop. my mom is easily distracted.

also when my mom waits till 11pm to say
GO TO BED!

i just close my door. at 2AM, she's still awake, talk about hypocrisy.

[Tudoreleuu]

My mom yells to me around 10:30 and says "time to go to bed". It pisses me off because it's the summer time, and I'm not even tired yet.

Ahh yes that's pissing me off EVERY. EVENING.
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[fred da kiko]

Ahh yes that's pissing me off EVERY. EVENING.
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HAHAHAHA, I POSTED ALL THAT stuff BEFORE YOU COULD TYPE A SENTENCE!

[battlebrain]

your eyesight will be bad if you sit that close to the tv

[skelolego229]

>touch computer
>computer takes more than 10 seconds to get to speed on startup later on
>“JEGUS richard YOU DOWNLOADED VIRUS”

[HelplessNobb88]

Hes in the Airforce, He claims he "fights al Qaeda" at work. Lol

he kind of does. If he loads a bomb onto an F-16, and that pilot drops that bomb on a terrorist, he killed that terrorist in a third person kind of way.

Anyways...

My dad is always nagging at me to go outside, and he always gives me so much loving stuff about my time on the computer and EVERYTHING I DO ON IT. And he wonders why my brother and my sister hate him.

[MrLoL]

"Stop computer now and come watch the TV" - TV is freaking boring and there nothing at it..

[Jairo]

your eyesight will be bad if you sit that close to the tv

Well, it's true if you're like less than a meter in front.