"I lost ____, have you seen it?""No I dont think so...""Oh okay""Where did you have it last?""I don't know... I lost it... that's why I'm asking you""Oh.. well... Do you remember what you did last with it?""No. I lost it. I don't know."
*Phone ringing*"COME GET THE PHONE EVEN THOUGH I'M SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO IT."*Gets*"GIVE ME IT THAT ISN'T FOR YOU!"
"You're eyes are red, you must be high"
they're probably right
"You are grumpy it must be those video games."
You're a moron