Stuff parents say that makes you mad.

[CopBlock]

On my blog, stuff head.

let me have my joke vh ;-;

[Ad Bot]

[Hydrabisque]

"why is your door locked? is there a girl in there?"

[Dr.Block]

I DO know that the microwave is interfering with her wireless card due to EMI (When the microwave is turned on, the wireless frequencies are jammed by the microwave's, preventing the card from communicating with the router.

Wait, that's true? Oh my God I love you.

[Darth Maul]

"Back when I was young......"

Yea you think only old people and grandparents say that but no my mum says it too

[Clone v.117]

"i wish i was as big in the pants as you"
every day.

[Ethan]

It used to be the "You're grumpy cause you sit on the computer for 17 hours a day". That phase has gone, now it's "You've gotta do something other than the computer all day".
But, I bought my computers, pay for the internet, so stuff is cash.

And yeah, I hate the "Back when I was growing up". My father does it all the time. Yes, you didn't have computers. But I'm sure you had something that the previous generation didn't have. Stuff evolves, if it didn't, we'd be living in caves.

While I'm on this subject, I also hate it how old people say things like "Your music is garbage. Listen to something proper, like the music around in my day". No. Let ME play this game too. Since that is just your opinion, let me play my opinion too. Your olden day music is stuff, and not proper music.

[Momentum]

"Why do you like that game so much? are there naked girls in it!?"

Oh god

[Clone v.117]

"why do you talk to her so much, is she your girlfriend?"
>.> to EVERY girl i talk to

[TheArmyGuy]

"Come out of your cave"
They refer to my room as a cave.

That would be offending.
Dungeon is more appropriate.

[Stocking]

"why do you talk to her so much, is she your girlfriend?"
>.> to EVERY girl i talk to

Just say "yes" and say you bang her every night and that you're not a virgin; you're parents will think you're really cool.

[Clone v.117]

Just say "yes" and say you bang her every night and that you're not a virgin; you're parents will think you're really cool.

pfft they already know im kewl :3

[Valen]

Going over to Parkers!
oh, are you sleeping over?
yeah.
well then leave your car at the house Ill take you over. you know we don't want you having your own car overnight.


but but it's my car D':

[TeslaCoil]

My guardian can be unreasonable sometimes,

such as

Him -"Put that panel to your computer back on and don't leave it laying around"
Me -"Actually I'm replacing it and I'm going to throw it away"
Him -"I told you to put it back on, it's not that hard to listen to me"
Me -"But I'm going to be throwing it away anyway"
Him -"Don't you back talk me"
Me - "I'm not-"
Him -"Yes you are, put it back on before I throw the computer away"
Me - "What is the point in putting trash back onto my computer"
Him - "Alright you're grounded for today"

Or maybe things like

"Rock is the devil, don't listen to it."

[Clone v.117]

My guardian can be unreasonable sometimes,

such as

Him -"Put that panel to your computer back on and don't leave it laying around"
Me -"Actually I'm replacing it and I'm going to throw it away"
Him -"I told you to put it back on, it's not that hard to listen to me"
Me -"But I'm going to be throwing it away anyway"
Him -"Don't you back talk me"
Me - "I'm not-"
Him -"Yes you are, put it back on before I throw the computer away"
Me - "What is the point in putting trash back onto my computer"
Him - "Alright you're grounded for today"

Or maybe things like

"Rock is the devil, don't listen to it."

shoulda put it back on :/

[Clone v.117]

"im going to a friends house"
"why dont they come here?! are you ashamed of us?!?!"