Author Topic: Talk to Tesla  (Read 84904 times)

Tesla, if zombies came to your house and you had all kinds of plant seeds that make pea shooting plants and sunflowers what would you do?

Tesla, why can I never get the girl in the end?


DID YOU KNOW THAT LIGHT TRAVELS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.
Did you know that the mistletoe classifies as a parasite?
Tesla, if zombies came to your house and you had all kinds of plant seeds that make pea shooting plants and sunflowers what would you do?
I'd eat all the vegetables as a last meal.
Tesla, why can I never get the girl in the end?
Probably because you are a mistletoe.
Bullshat.
It was a guess. I don't really keep any thoughts on Chrono.

Tesla, what if you were forced to be naked in front of the public?

Will I ever get a mustache-beard combo in my life? (Lumber Jack Style)

Tesla will you marry me?

Tesla, what if you were forced to be naked in front of the public?
What if they were forced to be naked in front of me? B)
Will I ever get a mustache-beard combo in my life? (Lumber Jack Style)
Give it a few years unless hair isn't your thing.
Tesla will you marry me?
Nope.

Tesla, why am i posting here? :cookieMonster:

Am I a girl on the inside?

Tesla, why am i posting here? :cookieMonster:
For the free love.
Am I a girl on the inside?
Cut yourself open and find out.


What if someone hacked your account and stole everything you had in life. What would you do?

Cut yourself open and find out.

Okay...

*Cuts open self*

Hmmm...

I feel different...

Tesla, why are girls horrible friends?