I prefer not to commit to watching a little girl's show, I don't love ponies.
oh but you do
dont you
you look at applejack, and you feel an awkward movment in your pants
you're loveually aroused by this pony. "how can this be" you think, you try to deny it but your snake wont let you. you try to resist but it overwhelms you. you slip out your snake and begin masturbatin furiously. when you are done, you look at yoursle fin a mirror with a disbelief of what has become of you
but you no longer care
You break ties with your girlfriend and your friends and family. you spend the rest of your days stuck within a basement watching the show that is slowly pulling you into insanity. the show that is givingyou the pleasure you never recieved.
its okay slugger
come to us now
