Such as?
"Also, Twilight Sparkle is the best pony ever."Will someone give me this guy's address so I may endlessly hug him?
Tomatoes.
hug someone for telling a lie?
Tomatoes are animals?
hug someone? for telling an opinion on the internet?
They're both red and juicy on the inside
this is hillarius http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqsHbKgtwM&feature=related
Why does everyone seem to hate fanfics anyway?
read one and youll know the answer...