Me and my black friends were selling chocolate bars for a school fundraiser today.
So I suggested we do a 1960's era advertisement for it.
So then this started playing in my head.
I loving love my mind.
We looky what we get here, buddy 'o mine, it's the same in every town!
People with empty bellies, sweet teeth, and not a chunk of chocolate to be found!
Maybe they're not aware there's no need for this teary despair...
That the key to solve the sad sweet shortage you and I will share!
Well you've got opportunity
In this very community
He's [JamesTheLeet]
He's [black friend]
We're from [school name] Middle/High Schoooool
Travelling salespeople nonpareil
(I could go on and on)