Author Topic: My Little Pony: Friendship for Blockheads: General V2  (Read 8968753 times)


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Tuesday, April 24, 2012
6:48 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: Oh god, this thing I'm reading is full of what.
6:48 PM - Howoriginal The bloody gir: fanfic?
6:48 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: The one from last night.
6:49 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: Preview turned out to be a 21 page, unfinished fic.
6:49 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: Basically, TCB + Real life
6:49 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: And I love every second of "wat" it fills my head with. :D
6:51 PM - Howoriginal The bloody gir: so hows hte transformation comming along?
6:51 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: It skips around to multiple people.
6:51 PM - Howoriginal The bloody gir: wonderful
6:51 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: Currently, it's some asian chick who's in critical condition with aids.
6:51 PM - Howoriginal The bloody gir: PONY-NESS CURES AIDS
6:52 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: Mom goes into the hospital room to see unicorn daughter on bed instead of person.
6:52 PM - Howoriginal The bloody gir: lyra?
6:52 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: No
6:52 PM - Howoriginal The bloody gir: aw
6:52 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: original the character, do not steal
6:52 PM - Howoriginal The bloody gir: hey thats me!
6:53 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: Anyways, still reading, Daughter is trying to keep her mom from getting out of the room.
6:53 PM - Howoriginal The bloody gir: SPREAD THE PLAGUE
6:54 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: Also, daughter finally realizes she is a pony, and starts cheering, then mother starts pointing scapel at daughter...
6:54 PM - Howoriginal The bloody gir: meh, unicorns
6:54 PM - Howoriginal The bloody gir: forget yo magic
6:54 PM - Howoriginal The bloody gir: i can fly
6:54 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: “Give. Me. Back. My. Daughter!!”
6:55 PM - Howoriginal The bloody gir: nope.avi
6:55 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: Mother is confused and doesn't know that unicron = dugter
6:55 PM - Howoriginal The bloody gir: oh alright
6:55 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: Mom ends up tripping and cutting her wrist with scalpel
6:56 PM - Howoriginal The bloody gir: "|
6:56 PM - Howoriginal The bloody gir: :|
6:56 PM - Howoriginal The bloody gir: coughproblemscough
6:56 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: It's obvious what must be done now *Points at serum*
7:00 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: Daughter gives mother the serum, and all is well.
7:00 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: :D
7:07 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: Mother and daughter, both ponies, now on the streets of Tokyo.
7:08 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: Out of nowhere, anime cosplayer.
7:08 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: "Is that a cosplayer, or a mascot?"
8:05 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: >Weaboos buy the whole "mascot" thing
8:05 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: “If you want, you can get a pony right now. All you have to do is try this drink."
8:05 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: clever.
8:05 PM - Howoriginal The bloody gir: damn weaboos
8:05 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: Try this drink you can get a pony!
8:05 PM - Howoriginal The bloody gir: little do you know..
8:08 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: >the 3 weaboos drink the serum
8:08 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: >they all pass out and turn into ponies
8:08 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: >Somebody notices
8:08 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: >Mass hysteria
8:08 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: and lots of screaming
8:08 PM - Howoriginal The bloody gir: CHAOS
8:08 PM - Mr.Dr.Prof.TurtleCopter: SUCH A WONDERFUL THING

But those legs! <3
wtf is it with you and luna

ur almost as obsessed with luna as asablief was with rainbow dash


wtf is it with you and luna

ur almost as obsessed with luna as asablief was with rainbow dash
because shes hot obveusly

because shes hot obveusly
whats so appealing about luna and no one else



Ah, Mi amore, candeza, <3

Cadence is almost best pony

Fluttershy is better

I think...

Holy stuff, this chick is insane as forget.

Ugh! That is so annoying what...
“Oh wow!” A voice called out, “That’s an amazing cosplay!” It was a girl dressed up in an anime costume. “Wait,” she turned to her two friends who were also dressed up, “is this a mascot or a cosplay?”
“It’s too well-crafted to be a cosplay,” a friend responded.
“Yeah, maybe it’s some new ploy by a company,” said another friend.
Izumi set down the bottle and smiled. I'm actually talking with real people. Thank you Celestia, thank you so much! “I’m not a ploy or a cosplay, I’m a pony! Nice to meet you.” She held out a hoof for the cosplayers to shake.
“Wow, whoever designed this really went all out.”
“Yeah, can’t wait to see what show this is for.”
“Wonder if we can buy our own, this mascot is pretty cute.”  
Why? Why don’t they believe me? Hmm, maybe if I... “If you want, you can get a pony right now. All you have to do is try this drink.
“Sweet! An awesome new toy and free sake?”
“Rika, won’t your mom get mad if you drink?”
Rika turned to her two other friends, “Who cares? We’re in Akihabara, a child’s land. Our parents have no sway here.”
“Well, I did want to break in the new glasses we bought.”
“That’s the spirit Kasumi! Now lets have a drink!” As Rika talked to Kasumi and her other friend, Kasumi pulled out three glasses that are adorned with anime characters.
Heh, Madoka Magica glasses, kinda fitting. Izumi measured out the glasses evenly and then put the now empty sake jug down. She’d done her duty to her princess.
“Hey this ain’t sake.” Rika looked at the shimmering purple drink.
“It’s probably some stuff the mascot’s company is selling,” the third girl replied.
“Eh whatever, I still want one! Kampai!” They clinked their glasses together and drank.
“Ugh, no wonder they have such a cute mascot, that drink is te-” Rika fell to the ground.
“Rika? You o-” Kasumi followed.
“Guys? What the he-” the third girl was the last to fall down.
Princess, I did it! Oh, Celestia will be so happy when she sees how fast I worked. Izumi’s celebrating was broken by a scream. Someone had seen the girls turning into ponies. The scream was joined by another and another. Soon Akihabara was ablaze with panic. The screaming didn't help the pounding in Izumi’s head. Stop it, why are you all screaming? Ponies are great, can’t they see that? Izumi wasn’t appalled at all by the transformation the girls are undergoing. Their now-white doughy skin rippled and shifted, their bones crunched and changed shape, their skulls swelled: their humanity was slowly slipping away.


Luckily, Poliec Ofesur!

Then something hit Izumi in the back of the head. It was a policeman, brandishing his night stick. But he was shaking, he looked like he was about to throw up. “Y-you are disturbing the p-peace, I ask that you s-stop immediately.”
« Last Edit: April 24, 2012, 08:22:59 PM by Stick Man »

Sounds very painful

but I would probably be thrilled after the pain subsided, honestly :u


Their now-white doughy skin rippled and shifted, their bones crunched and changed shape, their skulls swelled: their humanity was slowly slipping away.
What the actual forget?

Sounds very painful

but I would probably be thrilled after the pain subsided, honestly :u
You would probably end up getting shipped to a barn where you would be forced to eat hay and let fatasses ride around on you

whats so appealing about luna and no one else
eyeliner
legs
ass
etc
etc