Author Topic: Dr Pepper makes your balls smaller? :/  (Read 4183 times)

This sounds like a Yahoo Answers question.

Dr.Pepper has 23 flavors, I wouldn't be surprised if one of those was testosterone so it would make sense your balls would shrink.

Dr.Pepper has 23 flavors, I wouldn't be surprised if one of those was testosterone so it would make sense your balls would shrink.

I'm fairly certain they don't put male hormones in Dr. Pepper for flavor.
I've been drinking Dr. Pepper for years and neither my balls nor my tackle have stopped growing at a normal rate, how stupid would you have to be to even consider a ridiculous thing like that being true?

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I'm fairly certain they don't put male hormones in Dr. Pepper for flavor.
I've been drinking Dr. Pepper for years and neither my balls nor my tackle have stopped growing at a normal rate, how stupid would you have to be to even consider a ridiculous thing like that being true?

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Hahahah! Oh wow.

How obviously sarcastic was my sentence?

If your balls changed at all I think it'd just be a momentary sperm build-up.
But hey, I'm not a doctor.

Hahahah! Oh wow.

How obviously sarcastic was my sentence?

Sarcasm doesn't work on the internet unless you put your statement in italics.
You're the one at fault here

Dr Pepper has no effect on you balls


i wish. balls are a zipper accident waiting to happen, i could do without them.

i wish. balls are a zipper accident waiting to happen, i could do without them.

I personally dislike having balls, the scrotum itches way more than I'd be comfortable with and often in the most awkward situations

i wish. balls are a zipper accident waiting to happen, i could do without them.
balls are too mainstream for Bisjac.

it's not like he'll ever need them though. :cookieMonster:

balls are too mainstream for Bisjac.

it's not like he'll ever need them though. :cookieMonster:

Bisjac forgets anything that moves.
And some things that don't

Bisjac is forgeted by anything that moves.
And some things that don't
fixed.

I personally dislike having balls, the scrotum itches way more than I'd be comfortable with and often in the most awkward situations

Your balls suck.

reptiles get to have their testiclars on their innards