Author Topic: Fireworks, the fourth of the July and what not.  (Read 3453 times)

me and my friends got a bunch of illegals :D


me and my friends got a bunch of illegals :D
I have bottle rockets that aren't legal here, but it isn't a big deal if you aren't handicapped.




i have a stuff load of rockets too.
I've got firecrackers and smoke 'nades too.
however, anything that flys and/or goes "bang" is illegal in my state.
stuff.

How to have some fun during the fourth.
1. Put a firecracker in one of the ash trays when the fireworks start going off.
2. Wait for a person to put a cigarette in there.
3. ???
5. Profit.

loving Illinois. I hate it how fireworks are illegal and idiots start blowing off their quartersticks and it's DAYS before the 4th.

Plus, there isn't a good show to go to. If there ever is a show, it's by a school, park, or even the City of Chicago.

Usually the one in Oak Lawn (Nearby suburb) is not-so crowded, but generic. The one in the rich neighborhood is alright, but the people there are loving idiots, talking right behind us. The parking is horrendous. You literally park a mile away, and walk the mile. When the show is over, you walk super slowly, and as soon as you start moving in a car, it's gridlock.

Now Chicago isn't having their fireworks, but it's probably one of the best shows. It's easy. I call my uncle up for a day on the boat, we drive out to Indiana, get on the boat, go out to the lake (around the city) watch the show, hear the boat horns go off (and the windows wobble on the buildings) go back to Indiana, get back home.

It's simpler, but just overall fun IMO.

tl;dr : I don't like going to firework shows, but when I do, I go to Chicago, not the stuffty parks or schools.

i just blew up a banana.

i just blew up a banana.
Idea get. Bring fruit, insert fire cracker. Light and run away. stuff load better than blending it.

I'm going to go see it on the boston espenade with 1812 overture and everything B)


One moment.

Next moment.



you cant buy real fireworks in minnesota ; ;
only that gay cracking and fizzing crap. or them annoying whistlers and snakes.