I sat on one of my family jewels

[Col. Burton]

jewel police

Isn't that the real police?

[Ad Bot]

[james4115]

Isn't that the real police?

okay, testicle police

[Oasis]

What if you ruptured your testicle? :O

[aml]

Wouldn't you have to get a metal one or something.
A friend of a friend of mine, new this guy who's ball broke because his sister stepped on it.

[JamestheLeet]

What if you ruptured your testicle? :O

Uh
I think I'm gonna see a doctor tomorrow.

[Slugger]

Wouldn't you have to get a metal one or something.
A friend of a friend of mine, new this guy who's ball broke because his sister stepped on it.

What?

[aml]

What?

I can't spell bro.
Deal with it.

[Slugger]

I can't spell bro.
Deal with it.

Lol you spelled it right, I was questioning how she stepped on it.

[aml]

Lol you spelled it right, I was questioning how she stepped on it.

Oh. dsafdsfsafsafa
I honestly have no clue, as I said. It was a friend of a friend, who new some guy on his soccer team.

[Slugger]

Oh. dsafdsfsafsafa
I honestly have no clue, as I said. It was a friend of a friend, who new some guy on his soccer team.

From what Im assuming, they were getting into it and she got up and stepped on it. :D

Nosrsly, how in the loving hell does someone step hard enough on your balls to rupture it? :/

[fred da kiko]

you must cut your snake off.

[Slugger]

you must cut your snake off.

But its only the testicle that hurts mom!

[fred da kiko]

But its only the testicle that hurts mom!

FINE, THEN CUT THAT OFF TOO, JEEZ!

[Oasis]

Actually, prosthetic testicles are plastic I believe.

[Joker Card]

interject. It will still hurt, but it will feel good anyway.