I sat on one of my family jewels

[JamestheLeet]

interject. It will still hurt, but it will feel good anyway.

I can't.
It hurts too much to fap.
Although, I'm trying to.

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[JamestheLeet]

Bump
I seriously need help on how to keep it from hurting.

[Jubel]

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I seriously need help on how to keep it from hurting.

I would suggest Ice but it wouldn't help.
Does your testicle feel physicly crushed? Like, to the point where it isn't oval shaped anymore?

[Clone v.117]

Typically, sitting entails putting one's ass on a surface. Considering your balls and ass are on opposite sides of the body, you couldn't have sat on your balls, unless your balls are ten inches from your snake.

Its called balls dropping.

OT: I know your pain :c

[Sniper-471]

That's gotta hurt for a sharp thing to go up you're butt.

[Clone v.117]

Bump
I seriously need help on how to keep it from hurting.

There isnt much you can do besides toughen up and get used to it, it happens to me often.

[Joker Card]

Bump
I seriously need help on how to keep it from hurting.

It still hurts? You should go see a doctor. You probably popped it or something.

[JamestheLeet]

It still hurts? You should go see a doctor. You probably popped it or smething.

It's still oval
I think I bruised it.

[Amaya]

It still hurts? You should go see a doctor. You probably popped it or smething.

what

[Clone v.117]

what

Dont make fun of smething, its a serious problem!

[Joker Card]

You probably either brusied it or fractured it (FYI Fracture is a fancy word for cracked)

[Jetlok]

(FYI Fracture is a fancy word for cracked)

thanks for the not obvious info.

it's not like we all knew that, or smething!

[Clone v.117]

thanks for the not obvious info.

it's not like we all knew that, or smething!

I know right?

[Joker Card]

thanks for the not obvious info.

it's not like we all knew that, or smething!

Just clarifying.

[Headshot]

How can you even hurt yourself sitting on a quad????
You made me lol when i read this.