Author Topic: I sat on one of my family jewels (Read 1704 times)

JamestheLeet · July 04, 2011, 10:04:17 PM

So, today, I jumped on a 4 wheeler, and landed on my right testicle.
This happened about an hour ago, and it still hurts.
wat do

Also i already took a shower

inb4fap

FINE, INDY

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Jetlok · July 04, 2011, 10:04:48 PM

Slugger · July 04, 2011, 10:08:43 PM

Quote from: Jetlok on July 04, 2011, 10:04:48 PM

fap

climax releases pain killers!

Pulchritude · July 04, 2011, 10:09:02 PM

Typically, sitting entails putting one's ass on a surface. Considering your balls and ass are on opposite sides of the body, you couldn't have sat on your balls, unless your balls are ten inches from your snake.

Unwritten Calender · July 04, 2011, 10:09:02 PM

So wait, you hurt yourself while trying to sit down?
I feel your pain. It happens every other day.

JamestheLeet · July 04, 2011, 10:10:14 PM

Quote from: Pulchritude on July 04, 2011, 10:09:02 PM

Typically, sitting entails putting one's ass on a surface. Considering your balls and ass are on opposite sides of the body, you couldn't have sat on your balls, unless your balls are ten inches from your snake.

Quote from: JamestheLeet on July 04, 2011, 10:04:17 PM

So, today, I jumped on a 4 wheeler, and landed on my right testicle.

Slugger · July 04, 2011, 10:10:24 PM

Quote from: Pulchritude on July 04, 2011, 10:09:02 PM

Typically, sitting entails putting one's ass on a surface. Considering your balls and ass are on opposite sides of the body, you couldn't have sat on your balls, unless your balls are ten inches from your snake.

Angle+Sagging Balls, considering OP's balls have dropped.