speaking of naive cousins
my cousin was all
"YO DUDE I GOT A NEW FLASHDRIVE, ITS SO HUGE MAN; ITS 512 MEGABYTES
512!!"
and then im all
"haha thats pretty small actually, you can barely fit a 1996 game on there"
then hes like
"no dude, the smaller the drive is, the more space it has, and its like 1/2 centimeter thick"
and no he wasnt being sarcastic