Naive Cousin is Naive

[brickybob]

And don't even think about asking what happened. I will not budge.

Additionally, sorry for any spelling errors.

Then why'd you bother making this thread in the first place?  It's like a news article with half the info cut out.

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[Cucumber!]

How the forget does he get stuck like that.

Also, nice job on leaving a little kid with Grandma. Get a babysitter next time.

[CopBlock]

I bet he tried to ride it and a shoelace or something got caught in the wheel and it caused deep lacerations WHERE ALIENS INVADED HIS BODY

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[Ev Dowg]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

USE YER ZAPPY GUN TO STAWP DEM!

xD

On Topic - Thanks to Ephi for moving dis topic.

[Amaya]

You seem happy even though your cousin is hurt.

Your lying.

[|Shadow]

You seem happy even though your cousin is hurt.

Your lying.

...I miss out on all the agony...
Now I'm stuck sitting on the couch beside her making sure she doesn't wake up and have a fit... Everyone's still shaking but me, who didn't hear the full story, till' my mom told me...

YEP, HE SEEMS PRETTY HAPPY.

also, you're*

[Night Fox]

It's probably BS since he didn't tell us the juicy stuff.
Until I see what happened afterwards, this bread is bullstuff.

[Butler]

Nothing is too gruesome for the internet.


HERPDERP

[zookuw]

Make topic, TELL loving NO ONE ABOUT ANYTHING.

[e-maxx]

It's probably BS since he didn't tell us the juicy stuff.
Until I see what happened afterwards, this bread is bullstuff.

ew pass

[phyco_man57]

Let me guess,
he got blowtorched?

[Mikiyikiy]

His ballsack probably got caught in the chain or something.

No as a matter of fact that IS what happened. Since OP won't verify it I will.

Sorry about your cousin's ballsack bro.

[Peppy]

So ah what happened to him?

[sir dooble]

What happened to the bike?

Will it ever be ridden again? :c

[Marcem]

He was sucked under the pedals which put his legs where his arms are supposed to be.