Forced to go to church next Sunday

[indyjones]

I'm just going to say, that you should only go for your Grandmother, not for your parents, not for your pastor, not for anyone. Do it to make her happy. Grin and bear it, because it will be over before you know it.

My pastor is a hilarious guy.

"you may think that the church just wants your money... Well it does. But we also want your gifts and talents.. Erm.. Too. "

Possibly, but any actual atheist should know enough about religion or else their belief isn't really honest. I was Christian, it took me about a year to do some deeper thinking and research and I concluded at
atheism. For people like me, there isn't really a reverse. But I could understand someone who is ignorant of religion and just decided to disagree for no reason might be able to have their arm twisted in the future.

Your one sad, strange little man.

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[Coolio]

My mom says that I'll just rot in the ground, because I don't believe in god.

[Wesley Williams]

My mom says that I'll just rot in the ground, because I don't believe in god.

Well if you're atheist, that is what you believe.

[Sheath]

Your one sad, strange little man.

And why is that? Or are you just going to start a religious argument from smugness in your own belief?

[Jacob/Lee]

My mom says that I'll just rot in the ground, because I don't believe in god.

Yeah. That tends to happen among them. You would also burn in hell if you weren't a Christian oh so long ago even if you live in India which at the time hadn't even heard of Christianity.

[indyjones]

And why is that? Or are you just going to start a religious argument from smugness in your own belief?

Icygamma's word of the day: smug!  Could you please enlighten us on the magic number too?

[fred da kiko]

i go to a catholic school, i am forced to go to church. you know what that means?













that's right, SHENANIGANS!

Icygamma's word of the day: smug!  Could you please enlighten us on the magic number too?

way to shrug off his argument with a handicapped and useless insult, and the magic number is 666 mother forgeter.

[Jubel]

Church isn't that bad.
All you do is sit and stand.

[Sheath]

Icygamma's word of the day: smug!  Could you please enlighten us on the magic number too?

Hard to avoid using the word when we enter religious discussion.

Apparently you aren't interested in the discussion but rather are looking for an argument, thanks for that; great way of avoiding what I've been saying. As if we didn't have enough arguments on the forum, now you are going to prove that this place really can't handle a deeper discussion. Just great.

[skelolego229]

i want to die, rot, and be remade as a rose bush in front of a church just for the lulz

“im a loving rosebush, where is your heaven now”


or mabey id be buried in a grape vine field and become a grape vine and made into fine wine, like a real italian descended boss

[Nikki]

I personally believe in god, but I don't think there is an afterlife. It's quite obvious that we're just out of the picture when we die. But it is nice to believe that we do have a reward after all of this. I hope so.

Surprisingly enough, I don't go to church that often even though my parents are pretty religious. Though I often pray in Polish every night.

[fred da kiko]

i want to die, rot, and be remade as a rose bush in front of a church just for the lulz

“im a loving rosebush, where is your heaven now”


or mabey id be buried in a grape vine field and become a grape vine and made into fine wine, like a real italian descended boss

bitch, i would become a poison ivy bush and bring pain to small children.


nikki, how are you "not very religious" if you pray every night. that's like saying you're a vegan and eating a cheese burger.

[skelolego229]

bitch, i would become a poison ivy bush and bring pain to small children.

>become poison oak
>troll for the rest of your plant life

[Jacob/Lee]

I think the reason this topic has gotten so many replies in this amount of time is that the forum learned that anything involving religion eventually devolves into a flame war.

[Nikki]

bitch, i would become a poison ivy bush and bring pain to small children.


nikki, how are you "not very religious" if you pray every night. that's like saying you're a vegan and eating a cheese burger.

I just pray because my dad tells me to. If he didn't, I probably wouldn't all together. Then I probably wouldn't be considered a Catholic since I wouldn't pray or attend church that often.