You are the Bard of Time in the Land of Neon and Crystal.
Your chumHandle is acapellaSpaceship
Your interests include BIOLOGY and LITERATURE.
Your wield the fncysntaKind specibus and have combined your FANCY SANTA with your CRAB CLAW and CHINESE HAIKUS OF LITTLER HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE to create your awesome weapon.
The consorts of your land are swindling rainbow canaries who like money.