Author Topic: Potter Fans, Don't Despair! (Read 1536 times)

Man 2 · July 14, 2011, 07:47:36 PM

Fret not, gentle fans of the Harry Potter franchise, for there is still hope!
The franchise will not die after the theatrical release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part II, or at least the media will not let it do so.
A few months after the Blu-Ray release of Part II of year VII, I predict Nickelodeon will release a spin-off animated Harry Potter series set in modern times, following three girls studying witchcraft at the Salem Witch's Institute, and working to stop the newly reanimated Zombie Lord Voldemort, after his secret flight to American shores, from taking over the United States as the first part of his new plot for world domination.
The series will last for half a season and then go off the air as a result of poor ratings.
At least that's what I predict.

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Cucumber! · July 14, 2011, 07:49:26 PM

forget Nickelodeon. stuffty sitcoms nowadays.

Specever · July 14, 2011, 07:50:49 PM

Snape gets killed by Nagini.

Jairo · July 14, 2011, 07:52:36 PM

Nickelodeon can't make sitcoms correctly. They're always cliche and predictable. Not to mention 1/2 of them ever made are by the same exact guy.

SkullCandy · July 14, 2011, 07:55:40 PM

I LOVE Harry Potter. So nickelodeon better get it's grubby little hands off of it!

Skip · July 14, 2011, 07:57:03 PM

Quote from: Man 2 on July 14, 2011, 07:47:36 PM

I predict

Cucumber! · July 14, 2011, 07:57:57 PM

I stopped liking Harry Potter after the third one. Got to dramatic.

HARRY, DONT DO IT

I HAVE TO, BECAUSE I CAN ONLY, AND NO ONE ELSE CAN

*everyone hates Harry*

*harry saves the day*

HARRY YOU'RE THE BEST

*becomes modest* D'awwww you're just saying that.

Rainbow · July 14, 2011, 07:58:52 PM

Quote from: CUCUMBER! on July 14, 2011, 07:57:57 PM

I stopped liking Harry Potter after the third one. Got to dramatic.

HARRY, DONT DO IT

I HAVE TO, BECAUSE I CAN ONLY, AND NO ONE ELSE CAN

*everyone hates Harry*

*harry saves the day*

HARRY YOU'RE THE BEST

*becomes modest* D'awwww you're just saying that.

forget you harry is the best >:C

asablief · July 14, 2011, 08:14:22 PM

i hate how hermione likes a red-headed, weak, pusillanimous individual acne bucket when she could literally get anyone.

Specever · July 14, 2011, 08:17:47 PM

Quote from: asablief on July 14, 2011, 08:14:22 PM

i hate how hermione likes a red-headed, weak, pusillanimous individual acne bucket when she could literally get anyone.

It's all in the script, nyakkah.

Bladedsword · July 14, 2011, 08:18:50 PM

I hope to god this movie goes down in flames

SkullCandy · July 14, 2011, 08:19:34 PM

The books will ALWAYS be better than the movies.

Cucumber! · July 14, 2011, 08:19:50 PM

From the Harry Potter Franchise comes...

MAGIC. THAT'S RIGHT. REAL MAGIC.

aml · July 14, 2011, 09:03:35 PM

Quote from: Specever on July 14, 2011, 07:50:49 PM

Snape gets killed by Nagini.

forget you. I'm going to slaughter your family.

Nickelob Ultra · July 14, 2011, 09:04:37 PM

Quote from: Jairo on July 14, 2011, 07:52:36 PM

Nickelodeon can't make sitcoms correctly. They're always cliche and predictable. Not to mention 1/2 of them ever made are by the same exact guy.

Dan Schneider if I'm correct.

He must've been really desperate to land a job there.