Author Topic: McDonalds Ordering Game  (Read 37421 times)

You get the cashier. I want a number 9.

You get a number twelve.

I want A HEAVY THAT IS A SPY!

You get an overweight french man wearing a rather fancy suit with a matching balaclava and covered in barbeque sauce.


I want a chicken club, hold tomato.

You get a chicken impaled on a club slathered in tomatoes.

I want a large french fries.

your house is robbed by KFC


i want a Chevrolet movie theater.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik



You get large Mexican fries.



I want a number 1 with extra cheese and pickles.

You get a number 2 with no cheese and pickles.

I want a Big Mac with a fatass included.

You get a big ass and a fat mac.

I wan mayonnaise. ALL OVER MY BODY.

You get a big ass and a fat mac.

I wan mayonnaise. ALL OVER MY BODY.
You don't get a Big ass or a Fat Mac and some ugly dude jizzes all over your body.



I want a blanket.. It is cold out of no wheres.


You get a big mac, except it smells of piss, and you saw the fat man behind the counter pissing on it, before serving it to you. Yuck.

I want a pair of rollerskates, with some marshmallows.

You get a pair of shoes with some rotten beef.




I want Obama out of the whitehouse.

You get a pair of shoes with some rotten beef.




I want Obama out of the whitehouse.

You get a whitehouse in your deed.

Give me Gir.

You get a coke.

I want a bicmac with a blockhead inside.

You get a blockhead with a big mac inside. (Lol delexic worker)

I want a house that looks awesome

You get a hut that looks hobo.

I want $$$.
Over 9000.

You get over 9000 money signs worth nothing.




I want the above poster dead >:O