If you had a chance to kill the above user...

[rockslide26]

I'd be dead from shock, pain, trauma and blood loss way before the 3rd day.

The job would still be done, and I'd have a body to mutilate.

Hit your nose so hard that the bone would ram through your brain, killing you instantly.

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[Man 2]

I would dig out your intestines with my fingernails, and then scratch off the skin on your skull.

Surely you can do better than that.

I'd use a pair of safety scissors to cut off your ear, pour salt on the wound, then saw off your lips with a hot butter knife. I'd dig your eyes out of their lids with my own fingers, and put the lips in the eye sockets and chop off your hands so you can't get them out. I'd hack and slash at your torso with a butter knife until your skin is torn to shreds, then force-feed you the shreds of your torso skin while I dig your heart out with a spoon.

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

rockslide, you are gross. Go to a therapist or something.

[battlebrain]

Actually i wouldnt kill anyone but about 5 people on this whole forum

[rockslide26]

rockslide, you are gross. Go to a therapist or something.

:D thanks. I would inject a slow acting neurotoxin into you and while it was working, I would stab your arms and legs with a screwdriver.

[Tomcat]

I wouldn't hurt a fly.

[Man 2]

I wouldn't hurt a fly.

I certainly would. Damn insects.

[asablief]

Actually i wouldnt kill anyone but about 5 people on this whole forum

I'm sorry but,
I wouldn't kill ANYBODY. Period.

rockslide, you are gross. Go to a therapist or something.

rockslide is just a teenager trying to gross people out on the internet. he's nothing.

[rockslide26]

I would tie you down and dump salt in your mouth and you would slowly suffer and die of dehydration.

[asablief]

lol now you're just being illogical.

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

Umno. You need to stop being violent little kiddie. Sooner or later you will come to the realization that you are the only one laughing.

[rockslide26]

lol now you're just being illogical.

Being unable to move as you slowly die of dehydration while having to taste salt which makes you want water isn't illogical at all.

Umno. You need to stop being violent little kiddie. Sooner or later you will come to the realization that you are the only one laughing.

I'm not laughing.

[e-maxx]

yus i will to end the string of murders

[rockslide26]

Downward slice to the head with a sword, cut up the body, throw it into a swamp, leave taunting messages on your mother's answering machine from public payphones, and move to another country to repeat the cycle.

[Joker Card]

Yes, neck stab in your sleep.