If you had a chance to kill the above user...

[xHerobrinex]

jesus christ

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[asablief]

Why do you people insist on arguing with crap facts you took off yahoo answers or in your health class you probably don't pay any attention in?

also <3 qwepir

[xHerobrinex]

Why do you people insist on arguing with crap facts you took off yahoo answers or in your health class you probably don't pay any attention in?

also <3 qwepir

jesus christ

[rockslide26]

forget you texas an the lonesar state

ahaha, I love America. You all strut around thinking you're badass while the rest of the world laughs at you (no offence to my american buddies <3). I'm not scared of some hot shot on the internet, I grew up in Johannesburg, I've been punched square in the face by a guy probably twice your size.

I don't think I'm badass in any way, but you just need to be taught that growing up in an AIDS factory and sweating in the sun all day don't make you any better than anyone else. I've been shot in the leg by buckshot, you've been punched in the face. There's a huge difference. You still have a foot that can fully lift up. I've had enough of your tough guy bullstuff. You have to learn that lying to people on the internet will not help you gain anything. Just shut the forget up and try to conduct yourself normally.

[Qwepir]

Also as an alternative I would kneecap him with an LBX20. There would be nothing left below the ribs.

[rockslide26]

(Since it doesn't specify which above user)
I would tie rockslide down to a table and slice open his forearms and thighs with a kitchen knife before filling the wounds with rock salt. Then I would bust his kneecaps with a maul before using it to chop off his legs below the knee. Then I would probably take a hammer and chisel and split his head open.

Then I would cook him and eat him.

Choke on it.

I would slice your achilles tendons with asea knife, and sever your arms with a serrated saw, with a baseball bat to the face until I am satisfied with the skull crunch.

In case anyone here has not noticed, I don't give a damn if you hate me, I find it amusing.

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yep

[asablief]

I don't think I'm badass in any way, but you just need to be taught that growing up in an AIDS factory and sweating in the sun all day don't make you any better than anyone else.

Another ignorant moron who thinks everywhere in africa is infected with heat stroke and aids. What did I expect from a "southrn texen"?

I've been shot in the leg by buckshot, you've been punched in the face. There's a huge difference. You still have a foot that can fully lift up.

Lets not go into who has bigger battle wounds. Trying to remake "jackass" and getting it wrong doesn't really count anyway.

I've had enough of your tough guy bullstuff. You have to learn that lying to people on the internet will not help you gain anything. Just shut the forget up and try to conduct yourself normally.

I think you're under the conception that i'm trying to look tough, when im just trying to tell an arrogant fool that im not scared of him and he can't kill people by force feeding them salt.

[Nightmare-Duckie]

So where we're at now is that asablief is a lying richard crying behind a computer screen somewhere in Nevada, and rockslide26 is a pissed off prick living in Iowa who feels like he's better than everyone, and I'm Duckie. Glad to see the internet is in its normal state.

Ontopic: Dead

[Narkro555]

I would knock you unconscious with tainted food, and strap you down to a table in my basement. Then, I'll slowly peel you apart with a knife, making careful incisions around your body. After having your body flap around for a while, I'll begin harvesting various organs, saving the vital organs for last. After I slit your throat, I'll turn your best-conditioned body parts into delicious pastries and party supplies

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[kanew2000]

Whilst narko is eating dinner,i'd wait for him to eat a choice large piece of food,then as it goes down,quickly slam a steel pipe against his neck and the chair,blocking the food. I would blindfold him,shove eating utensils in his ears,and proceed to spill gasoline all over his food. Then I would piss on his food. Then I would light it on fire and shove it in his throat,then while he is struggling to get it out cover his mouth with a cloth or something. Painful death!

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richards

[Qwepir]

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richards

It's okay, the title doesn't say which above user.

[kanew2000]

It's okay, the title doesn't say which above user.

Doesn't mean I can't trace it,as i was typing this before anyone posted after rockslide c:

[rockslide26]

Let's brown townyze this.

Another ignorant moron who thinks everywhere in africa is infected with heat stroke and aids. What did I expect from a "southrn texen"?
Ignorant stereotyping of southern America. Aids came from Africa, known fact, and most of Africa is very hot.

Lets not go into who has bigger battle wounds. Trying to remake "jackass" and getting it wrong doesn't really count anyway.
My neighbor shot me dumbass. He was so piss drunk he thought I was a burglar.

I think you're under the conception that i'm trying to look tough, when im just trying to tell an arrogant fool that im not scared of him and he can't kill people by force feeding them salt.
I repeatedly said that the salt was to heighten the pain, it had nothing to do with the actual cause of death

Bravo, a well written and non-ignorant post, asablief.

[Narkro555]

Rockslide, asa, please, this isn't an argument topic. I want to get back to plotting the most gruesome ways to kill someone again.