Job interviews.

[Anti-Block]

be joe cool.

bosses love a guy who kicks his feet up on the desk and takes a smoke in the middle of the interview.

[Ad Bot]

[Clone v.117]

And get that mud of your pants!
/charlieandthechocolatefactoryreference

[Monocle]

Well I hope I don't look bad. D:

walk in there, pull your skirt up and grab your balls.

i guarantee you'll get the job.

[Jubel]

What are the jobs?

[Mega-Bear]

Firm handshake. That's all I know.

[Caution]

I could Google some tips too. :o

[Caution]

The grocery store called me yesterday and rescheduled my interview to Tuesday. I was looking online and I really gained some confidence but I really don't know how I'll answer some of the questions, like what makes me right for this job? What makes a 15 year old right for any job. I can't imagine working there if the circumstances improve; if I get a job at the pizza place before the grocer has time to call back (after I'm 16) I'll have to turn them down.

I'm just looking forward to a paycheck.

[Jenxas]

well the average minimum wage can get you the cheapest desktop in 1-2 weeks of pay.

[Fredulus]

Two hardest questions I've had at an interview:

What is your greatest strength? (you dont want to sound like a pompous idiot for this one, but you want to still sound confident)
What is your greatest weakness? (just plain hard to answer, idk. i'd go with the procrastination answer now, though: "procrastination, but i'm working on it. i have a planner, bla bla bla..")

[Caution]

well the average minimum wage can get you the cheapest desktop in 1-2 weeks of pay.

What. I have a desktop, who the hell said anything about that.

I was a car.

http://www.minnesotacars.com/Ad/For-Sale.cfm/502446497/1996-Ford-Explorer/Redwood-Falls-MN/
http://www.minnesotacars.com/Ad/For-Sale.cfm/502333220/2002-Chevrolet-Cavalier/Redwood-Falls-MN/

Opinions on these? :D

Two hardest questions I've had at an interview:

What is your greatest strength? (you dont want to sound like a pompous idiot for this one, but you want to still sound confident)
What is your greatest weakness? (just plain hard to answer, idk. i'd go with the procrastination answer now, though: "procrastination, but i'm working on it. i have a planner, bla bla bla..")

I think those would be fairly easy, I think the strength would be my sense of organization and passion for it, weakness maybe my attention span with ongoing unchanging things.

[Coulmbai]

Go in there and say,
Well the first thing i do is...
Go on the blockland fourms LIKE A BOSS
play steam games, LIKE A BOSS ect.

[Jenxas]

I would rather get the Cavalier, and you could get it by the end of summer.

[Caution]

I would rather get the Cavalier, and you could get it by the end of summer.

I could get either of them before winter which is my main concern though having a car for school would be nice. I'm kind of leaning towards the Explorer because it looks very nice and has 4WD which would really come in handy in the winter at the cost of a higher insurance rate... the Cavalier's pretty nice too, though, my friend has one.

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

look at them in the eye
breathe in a long deep breathe
and do it

Don't forget the interviwers. That's just gross.

What you really have to do is while in Minnesota. YOU LIVE IN MINNESOTA!!!!1!11!!

Show them that you are a fun guy to get drunk with and you have balls.

[Jubel]

Caution, you don't want those cars. They are not big enough.