Stranger danger.

[Clone v.117]

There's a random chinese woman sitting at our table talking to my parents and none of us know who she is, where she came from or why she is here.... i think she is going to rob us....
Im ready to call the police any second. lol
Im scared.

/discuss

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[TheArmyGuy]

Take your dad's hunting shotgun.
Be happy.

[rockslide26]

ask her for a dumpring

[Clone v.117]

ask her for a dumpring

"Herro, dus you want some cat-soup on yaw hot dog."
Get it? They eat cats and dogs.

[Clone v.117]

Shhhititttt another one just walked in saying herro and went past me into the kitchen....
HALP ME!

EDIT: Another 2 just came in...
THE forget IS GOING ON???

[rockslide26]

Maids. They will clean your stuff.

[Clone v.117]

My parents are probably more freaked out than me, they actually have to talk to them.
Im just pretending they dont exist until i see them taking our TV.

Maids. They will clean your stuff.

i think she is going to rob us....

Exactly!

[xHerobrinex]

Keep a knife close

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

Ask her for a happy ending.

[mlockha]

Keep a knife close

better yet RUN THE HELL OUT OF THERE.

[Rainbow]

You house will become a Chinese buffet

[xHerobrinex]

better yet loving RUN THE HELL OUT OF THERE.

looks like no one knows how to properly use one

[Clone v.117]

Keep a knife close

I have 1 dagger/sword in my draw (infront of me) 2 katanas leaning on the wall, a ninja dagger, several compound bows, a comando knife, 2 switchblades and a massive war-sword mounted on my wall, IM READY FOR THESE forgetERS!

[Clone v.117]

You house will become a Chinese buffet

Will we be the food?
D:

[xHerobrinex]

I have 1 dagger/sword in my draw (infront of me) 2 katanas leaning on the wall, a ninja dagger, several compound bows, a comando knife, 2 switchblades and a massive war-sword mounted on my wall, IM READY FOR THESE forgetERS!

either trolling
or just

well i dont know