My dad has the looks and IQ of Homer Simpson, and acts like a complete richard.
My mom is technologically handicapped and thinks that turning off the monitor on the computer will turn off the tower too. I don't my parents would give a stuff if I got into some minor trouble with the police, but my dad expects me to get like 3 PHDs like my grandpa(which is funny, because my grandpa has a PhD in zoology, something medical, and some really advanced science, and he's just a complete redneck who lives in a run-down house and not a house that someone with 3 PhDs would live in)