Discuss first world parent problems

[Mr Man]

"everyone on the internet is a 50 year old child predator"
Generic parent philosiphy.

Also, my parents have that wierd thing where they dont like us locking doors exept the front and back ones.

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[Coulmbai]

"everyone on the internet is a 50 year old child predator"
Generic parent philosiphy.

Also, my parents have that wierd thing where they dont like us locking doors exept the front and back ones.

They think your fapping

[Mr Man]

First of all, I dont do that.

Second of all, I dont think they even know what that is.

[Roknrollwill]

Second of all, I dont think they even know what that is.

They do.

[Shell]

First of all, I dont do that.

Second of all, I dont think they even know what that is.

How do you know if you don't do it if you don't know what it is? You could possibly fap without even knowing.

[Skip]

How do you know if you don't do it if you don't know what it is? You could possibly fap without even knowing.

.."they."

[Shell]

.."they."

god damnit I need to get better at reading

[ultimamax]

My parents pull the "i'm your parent so you have to do what i say without question even if it makes no sense >:C"

[Coolio]

My parents pull the "i'm your parent so you have to do what i say without question even if it makes no sense >:C"

[Roknrollwill]

My parents pull the "i'm your parent so you have to do what i say without question even if it makes no sense >:C"

'Thank God I listened to my parents without question'
or
'I can't believe I listened to my parents :C'
or
'I eternally hate my parents for listening to them without question'

It could go into any direction.

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

"Can I get..."

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

[dorkdotdan]

Forget This...

[zookuw]

First of all, I dont do that.

Second of all, I dont think they even know what that is.

oh gog, haha.

[Trogtor]

First of all, I dont do that.

Second of all, I dont think they even know what that is.

Your dad knows what procrastination is, trust me.

[Muddy Waters]

My parents are dead, with the rest of my family