Author Topic: How to get muscles fast. (Read 735 times)

Shell · July 20, 2011, 01:20:22 AM

As some people might know, working out rips your muscles, and you get stronger when they repair themselves.

Here's how to get muscles extremely easy!

First of all: You will need a knife.

Then, to get strong, you must cut your muscles, then wait for them to repair themselves. Repeat this to get stronger than the strongest man on earth!

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Dodger · July 20, 2011, 01:21:30 AM

Troll science, I can smell it.

CVRay · July 20, 2011, 01:22:36 AM

Wow! It worked!

Sandvich · July 20, 2011, 01:31:19 AM

for manly men

weaver123 · July 20, 2011, 01:34:12 AM

Thanks man!

Oasis · July 20, 2011, 01:53:02 AM

Shell · July 20, 2011, 01:55:46 AM

Quote from: Oasis on July 20, 2011, 01:53:02 AM

No.

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Oasis · July 20, 2011, 01:57:49 AM

Quote from: Shell on July 20, 2011, 01:55:46 AM

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slimabob · July 20, 2011, 01:59:10 AM

protip: Cutting off your legs will also allow you to run faster after they regrow.

Shell · July 20, 2011, 01:59:47 AM

Quote from: Oasis on July 20, 2011, 01:57:49 AM

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Why so serious

Joker Card · July 20, 2011, 02:00:09 AM

Slitting your wrists will give make your body produce more blood cells, store the lost blood and inject it back into your sstem, you can now get stronger faster and have better endurance.

Oasis · July 20, 2011, 02:01:08 AM

Quote from: Shell on July 20, 2011, 01:59:47 AM

Why so serious

Why so stupid?

Kira100000 · July 20, 2011, 02:01:57 AM

release the hounds
start running

Shell · July 20, 2011, 02:02:09 AM

Quote from: Oasis on July 20, 2011, 02:01:08 AM

Why so stupid?

You came into a joke thread and made everything gloomy and sad. Nice work.

Oasis · July 20, 2011, 02:03:08 AM

Quote from: Shell on July 20, 2011, 02:02:09 AM

You came into a joke thread and made everything gloomy and sad. Nice work.

No problem bro.