What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
A woman hired a carpet guy to redo the carpet in her living room and hallway. He did the work, and by the end of the second day he was putting the last few square feet of carpet in the living room. When he was finished, he stood up and surveyed his work. He noticed a lump in the very middle of the room under the carpet. He then noticed that his pack of cigarettes wasn't in his pocket anymore. He didn't feel like peeling up all the carpet again just to get them, so he just hammered it flat. After that, the woman walked into the room and handed him his pack of cigarettes, saying, "Here, I found these in the hallway." The carpet guy took the pack of cigarettes and just blankly stared at them. The woman then said, "Now, if only I could find my parakeet..."
