Author Topic: Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes  (Read 1711 times)

my reaction

WHAT AM I READING.
FOUND IN RESTAURANTS?




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By Jenny mcnorson
My kids love these recipes. Big hit on the dinner table every evening. It's wonderful that my whole family can participate in the preparation in making a meal together and this is as natural as it can be. Since purchasing this book, I've seen such great improvements in my childrens learning abilities and overall health besides just mine and my husbands. Semen is a wonderful source of nutrients. I even add my own breast milk to some of these recipes instead of cows milk (which I'm opposed to how dairy cows are treated). It's a shame when semen is wasted by people just flushing it down the toilet or throw in the garbage. Throw it in the sauce! I would highly recommend this to everyone, and your family. Next time you have guests, serve one of these at the table and see the surprise and amazement on ones face when they ask for the recipe. Semen with ranch and a little lemon is great on hambugers :)
AAAAARGHHGHG! What is wrong with these people!

Girl: "this is good, whats the recipe?"
Guy: "i just add my semen to the ranch."
Girl: "AsDFrAdsgfssadadadsddsadfasd"

Everything is wrong about this.
I don't think eating is an option for survival anymore.

Regarding semen as a food would be like considering urine as an enjoyable beverage.
No.

Thanks to this book, I am now paranoid that someone will jizz in my food in a restraunt.

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My kids love these recipes. Big hit on the dinner table every evening. It's wonderful that my whole family can participate in the preparation in making a meal together and this is as natural as it can be. Since purchasing this book, I've seen such great improvements in my childrens learning abilities and overall health besides just mine and my husbands. Semen is a wonderful source of nutrients. I even add my own breast milk to some of these recipes instead of cows milk (which I'm opposed to how dairy cows are treated). It's a shame when semen is wasted by people just flushing it down the toilet or throw in the garbage. Throw it in the sauce! I would highly recommend this to everyone, and your family. Next time you have guests, serve one of these at the table and see the surprise and amazement on ones face when they ask for the recipe. Semen with ranch and a little lemon is great on hambugers :)

uhhhh

Oh god I just read an article about a mother who made semen cupcakes for her 5 year old's birthday.

If those two really did it they need to be condemned.

If those two really did it they need to be condemned.
"The whole family can participate."
JOHNNY, GO PUT YOUR JIZZ IN THIS CUP SO WE CAN EAT IT.
What the forget. This isn't Afghanistan.