Author Topic: That awkward moment when...  (Read 2883 times)

Saying climax instead of organism

Saying climax instead of organism

I said vagina instead of virginia.

Saying something that could have a high risk of some one taking it wrong.

Farting in the middle of class (lol)

Because you don't know how to hide it.

Have you ever tried placing it upwards behind the pants button? It stays in place and is not noticeable.

Well, to see the girls in P.E., you have to be in P.E. too, lol.
P.E. shorts, bro. Impossible.

When my mom was picking me up from school and I went to get in the car and it wasn't my mom.

when crazy elbow licking texans call me on skype while my mom is looking up cancer info

(I am going to censor my name in this.)

I was talking to my friend about random subjects, and one of the things I said was something about levitation, which I could do while sitting. In reality, I just use my arms and lift myself up for a couple seconds. By the way, this was a break moment in a homeschool choir rehearsal, so there were a great number of teenage guys/girls around me... I did the "levitation" thing and said, "Look, I can float." And two of the teenage girls turn and look at me... One of them says, "------, what are you talking about...?" I thought a moment and said, stammering ('cuz I like this girl...) "You... kinda came in on the tail end of that conversation." My friend said, "Yeah, it can be hard to understand thngs when you jump in at the middle." It was more embarrassing than it sounds, frankly.

(------ = Censoring my name)



And when I'm walking my dog, and suddenly I see a white thing on the ground, and it turns out to be a cottonmouth snake. Georgia, we have snakes.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2011, 11:08:32 AM by Vegetarian Zombie »

I was in 8th grade.
We had to do swimming in gym.
I got up on the diving board and to piss the teacher off i did a cannon ball.
He said it wasn't funny and to demonstrate diving.
I got back up there and i heard laughing and my friend call my name.
In front of my whole class my bikini top was up on my neck >.>
Still traumatized >.>

I'm fortunate to not have done this...yet.

as opposed to...?

stuffty hentai, maybe?

Hot Must of been embarrassing.

That awkward moment when I ask for a drama because I haven't been drama'd yet(much to my surprise) and someone dramas me because I asked and the drama fails.

You think the parents are gone, you start swearing out loud for stuffs and giggles
Then your dad walks in

>Girls jog by in P.E.
>Boner
>Awkward

 I have simmaler story. My gf saw me
In compresion shorts wile haveing boner. I got slaped. HARD

Saying climax instead of organism
I did something really stupid, for a long time. It's swedish though, so I'll have to translate it for you.
Ok, the swedish word for aborigine is "urinvånare" right?
Now, the swedish word for urine is, you guessed it, "urin".

Guess who always said it "urininvånare" in class, meaning "piss aborigines?"
Not fun. I really thought it was spelled like that! :C

I personally cannot be awkward. I pay too much attention to what I do.

Think before you act.