That awkward moment when...

[T0XIC]

<in class
<get bored and make a noise farting noise by shifting my chair
<people start to stare...

[Ad Bot]

[ATKitton.]

This just happened 10 minutes ago.
A little family member of mine. Is looking under my bed.
Grabs my vibrator and goes out to my mom.
My mom takes it and holds it up in front of my dad
and says "Mandi.. is this yours?"
Walk out like its no big deal.
"Yup mom. it is." I grabbed it.
and walked away without making eye contact with my dad.
Its not embarrassing when its your mom.. but when its your dad....

[Nickelob Ultra]

Have you ever tried placing it upwards behind the pants button? It stays in place and is not noticeable.

I've tried that once at home to see if it worked, and it doesn't.  My boner will just pop right over the top.


It's that strong :|

[Kochieboy]

-snip-

Gotta hate siblings.

[Butler]

http://omgfactsofficial.tumblr.com/post/1464481193/jackie-chan-has-a-permanent-hole-in-his-head

[Unwritten Calender]

I've tried that once at home to see if it worked, and it doesn't.  My boner will just pop right over the top.


It's that strong :|

Oh wow, I lol'd.

[Makingblah]

When you get a boner and you just aren't able to hide it.
It's dead funny sometimes.

[Kochieboy]

When you get a boner and you just aren't able to hide it.
It's dead funny sometimes.

[KadeBL_ID12958]

catching somebody fapping in the school bathroom.. in the stall next to you..

[SlayerZ99]

People who talk to themselves are creepy...

[Lørd Tøny]

People who talk to themselves are creepy...

Hey you, I only talk to myself because I find it better than thinking about it in my head.

I rather hear my thoughts by my ears.

[steve5451]

People who talk to themselves are creepy...

I do that. :c

[Supersylox]

People who talk to themselves are creepy...

Thank you for the compliment, good sir.

[Travis [bob36455]]

<Walking in the bathroom
<hear guy say "Hmmmpp!"
<Guy walks out
<Walk in stall
<Jizz, jizz everywhere

[TheScout]

Public restroom with tons of people in it
Try pissing at urinal
Nothing happens
Keep trying and people leave
Still trying
Eventually walk to stall in shame and hope nobody sw you