I'm seriously getting tired of my mom bugging me about playing killing games.

[james4115]

Tell her that at least the people who make violent games are rich enough to give her 100$ to go get some food*crack* and still have enough to buy her life.

they have enough money to buy new balls after theirs are bruised to sterility by her

and to buy enough lawyers to sue her for loveual assault and harassment

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[GodlyFireFight]

New balls wouldnt be the same. If your mom tried to string me up by my balls, I'd stab that bitch.

[Coolio]

Kinda off-topic, but when my mom yelled at me, (i was 8) for playing violent games, I watched CS:S for kids the day before, and she's like "oh you can't handle the games" and I'm like, "I'm not a pusillanimous individual!" and she slapped me.
lol

[Coolio]

Anyway, I highly doubt she would actually string some one up by their tesicles. She's just being a bitch.

[GodlyFireFight]

And you were 8 when you said that? Damn. Anyway..... Just play these games at a friends, or when she not home.

[GodlyFireFight]

Anyway, I highly doubt she would actually string some one up by their tesicles. She's just being a bitch.

You think that I think that shes serious? Damnit I double posted.

[Coolio]

Also, no edit because I'm on a wii. She bought me "Goldeneye 007" for wii for my birthday. She says that I shouldn't be playing it, and I said "Well, you didn't have to buy it" and she's like "I only bought it because you were bugging me."

[IkeTheGeneric]

Tell her that if you don't get to play the games, you'll grow up to be a killer.

She obviously believes the first thing she hears

[Coolio]

I don't have any friends with games like that, and she's rarely not home.
She told me to play Madagascar 2 and Indiana Jones Lego for PC because they're just on my shelf, and I told her I can't run them on my crappy computer.

[GodlyFireFight]

That game is not that bad. (GoldenEye) Its T. MW2 is M and the only bad part is that mission "No Russian" where you shoot up an airport. I guess HL2 is pretty bloody. Damn headcrab bastards. Kill em all.

[SkullCandy]

I've been playing DooM since I was 2. :P

Well, you are eleven. You shouldn't be playing those.

Well I guess you shouldn't be playing those either, you're not 18.

[IkeTheGeneric]

I've been playing DooM since I was 2. :P

My first game rated M was Castlevania

[GodlyFireFight]

Your hands werent even big enough to hold a controller. You sir, have skill.

[SkullCandy]

Your hands werent even big enough to hold a mouse. You sir, have skill.

[Coolio]

I think my first fps was Goldeneye in about 2003/2004.