Author Topic: Tongue hurtssss  (Read 1187 times)

STRIFE UP IN THIS BUCKET

the cheerios fought valiantly and dodged your teeth attack, putting the tongue in their place
cereal is getting smarter folks

Now I'm afraid to eat those Apple Jacks in my pantry.

hey
jetlok
*smooch*
(totally srs)
4:13 AM - Davebeingassaultedbysmuppetsl ok: maybe
4:13 AM - Davebeingassaultedbysmuppetsl ok: its not lik
4:13 AM - Davebeingassaultedbysmuppetsl ok: like*
4:14 AM - Davebeingassaultedbysmuppetsl ok: im a closet furry or anything!
4:14 AM - Davebeingassaultedbysmuppetsl ok: ( im not but coolio is )
4:14 AM - Becquerel: coolio is not a closet furry
4:14 AM - Davebeingassaultedbysmuppetsl ok: but.
4:14 AM - Davebeingassaultedbysmuppetsl ok: wait.
4:14 AM - Davebeingassaultedbysmuppetsl ok: I mean "closet" as like.
4:15 AM - Davebeingassaultedbysmuppetsl ok: "ya im not furrrry LOL!
4:15 AM - Davebeingassaultedbysmuppetsl ok: "
4:15 AM - Becquerel: coolio is not a closet furry
4:15 AM - Davebeingassaultedbysmuppetsl ok: but.
4:15 AM - Davebeingassaultedbysmuppetsl ok: butbut.
4:15 AM - Becquerel: coolio
4:15 AM - Becquerel: is not
4:15 AM - Becquerel: a closet furry
4:15 AM - Davebeingassaultedbysmuppetsl ok: ahhhwhat.
4:15 AM - Davebeingassaultedbysmuppetsl ok: but.
4:15 AM - Davebeingassaultedbysmuppetsl ok: then what is he?
4:15 AM - Becquerel: he is a furry
4:15 AM - Davebeingassaultedbysmuppetsl ok: oh.
4:15 AM - Davebeingassaultedbysmuppetsl ok: yaaay

well yeah
everyone knows that

what the hell was that
as I was saying:
soak it in bleach then rip out one rib to allow circulation

well yeah
everyone knows that
yeah that's what I was trying to tell him

yeah that's what I was trying to tell him
i told him i was, then i denied it

That was youre tongue saying "Honey nut cheerios are better"



That was youre tongue saying "Honey nut cheerios are better"
mm those are the fukin BEST


Consider yourself lucky.

I once bit my tongue really hard.
Front teeth went straight into it. Deep.

It bled for ages.

How did you get your avatar to be so HD bladedsword?

Eat something salty. I'm srs. Salt on wound is best remedy.