Author Topic: The ruin a wish foundation  (Read 13916 times)

the ninjas rebel against you. and gang-bang you. I wish somebody would answer my last post.

So here we go with another wish,

I wish for a leather jacket.

You get a piece of white string.
I wish for it to rain marshmallows

It does not, but instead rain molten lava in your area

I wish for a birthday cake.

You get a cupcake made of piss.

I wish for a tasty sandwich.

you get two pieces of bread.
i wish for a reply to this wish.

You get a reply, but the reply bites you, wees on the carpet, and runs away.

You get a reply, but the reply bites you, wees on the carpet, and runs away.
Ah, but my wish was still granted and i was pleased with it.

I wish for the next poster to actually post a wish.

okay

I wish skill4life had a spike shoved up his ass.

yOU GET A SPIKE SHOVED UP YOU ASSS!
XDXDXDXD

I wish my chare was gone.

I wish for a wish on this scriggly dish to make it a very nice fish

somebody clearly did NOT follow instructions.


somebody clearly did NOT follow instructions.
neither did you hurr
yOU GET A SPIKE SHOVED UP YOU ASSS!
XDXDXDXD

I wish my chare was gone.
your chare is gone, but your chair is still there
i wish i wish i was a fish (i bet this has been said before)

You're now a fish- that's dead.

I wish for something bad to happen.

You're now a fish- that's dead.

I wish for something bad to happen.
The planet grows a brainand eats your house!
MUHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I wish for real life PLANTS VS ZOMBIES.

The zombies actually manage to get past the floral display, and kill you.

I wish people would stop pestering me on steam