The ruin a wish foundation

[BobSevenSevens]

They do, but now they come knocking at your front door.

I wish for some money.

[Ad Bot]

[Bwaaa]

You get a gold bar but the government take it away.
I wish for a sunflower seed packet. (from PVZ.)

[Yosher]

But the sunflower seeds grow too fast and happen to be space aliens which are going to invade your house with fertilizer.

I wish for my school to blow up with everyone in it, I hate it there.

[Becquerel]

But because you said EVERYONE, you blow with everyone else there.

I wish that I was a Mobster

[TheKhoz]

You get shot in the head by another Mobster.


I wish I wasn't Jewish.

[brîckbðt]

You become a national socialist

I wish I was a real LEGO Minifig

[Becquerel]

But then you get bought and be forced to do what he wants and you cant do anything about it.

[brîckbðt]

you got buttrape for saying nothing.
I wish I could say "Sally sell sea shells by the sea shore" very fast.

[Kingdaro]

Your mouth catches on fire.

I wish I could hug a pony.

[Becquerel]

But because you said you wanted to hug nothing, then everything that existed and does exist comes and hug you and then you deaded.

I WISH THAT GENIE OVER THERE was a genie.

[Jokey365]

You create a paradox and explode.

I wish for a girlfriend :C

[brîckbðt]

you get a rent-a-bitch

I want a son.

[Decepticon]

He gets ran over by a SUV.

I wish LCPD was real.

[BobSevenSevens]

It happens, but then you get ran over by them.

I wish for no school.

[Becquerel]

BUT then school gets invented.

I wish for money.