The ruin a wish foundation

[Decepticon]

The LCPD arrests you and takes it all away

I wish LCPD WASN'T real.

[Ad Bot]

[Prozy]

It still lives

i wish for a POISON COOKIE!

[Jokey365]

You get a NOT POISON COOKIE

I wish for a wish

[huddles]

You get your wish, but sadly it expired 500 years ago.
I wish for a epic win 

[phflack]

the panda gets depressed and comits Self Delete

i wish i had another rubber duck

[Decepticon]

It gets backstabbed by a spy.

I hope I don't get money.

[Muzzles56]

you get a penny
i hope that i never have swag

[Prozy]

you get a penny
i hope that i never have swag

You get more SWAG

I wish for a.....Creeper

[Jokey365]

You explode.
I wish for him to unexplode

[Chrono]

He implodes, still providing a negative effect on his state of living.

I wish for a genie that will grant me 3 superpowers.

[NotKreation]

You get a genie that gives you the powers of child molesting, creepphiling, and boy touching.

I wish the next poster would not die.

[Strovbe]

he dies 69 years later after living a long, successful life.

i wish the next poster would have love and stop masturbating.

[A million souls]

Instead you get.... Dunno i toilet for a brain?

I wish for a temporal displacement device used to circumlate the globe in a matter of seconds whilst not creating any paradox space or spaces within the space time continnum and that will not result with my awesome face on milk cartons.

[xxxxkill]

Granted, but then you warp into a black hole.

I wish for world peace.

[Xinakam]

You get world piece instead...

I wish for reality to fall apart.