Author Topic: The ruin a wish foundation  (Read 12029 times)

Even more come.

I wish for nothing.

you grow lots of grass and the ponies forget with you

I need a better computer

You get the best computer in the universe than a giant steps on you and the computer.

I wish for a perfect cookie not broken at perfect tempeture and it's on the table right in front of me and we're both in a force field and noting can break the forcefield.

(Mess that up!)

You get what you want, but since I'm in the force field with you, I eat the cookie :D

I wish for more cookies.

I eat them all.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

You know, then regret it because you are in a state of heightened awareness.

I wish for a wish.

Well you don't get one.

I wish for a horrible date with an ugly woman.

(hue)

You get a date with oprah, but she eats your snake, regurgitates it, then eats it again, then craps it out all over your face, AND THEN she stitches it on with sewing needles.

Owned.

I wish I was normal.

You grow snakes on your head.
I wish for a nice cute puppy thats cute and nice

You get a puppy for you birthday, that afternoon, your dad runs over it with his car while backing down the driveway.

You dad is so mad at himself he commits Self Delete. So does your mom.

You are now an orphan.

We sent your        .
I wish for a pudding with sprinkles

You get a sprinkle with pudding.

I wish for a new dish washer time-machine.

Granted, but you get sent into the distant future and get enslaved by robots.


I wish for a Ferrari.

You get a Broken Down Not Working old Catty

I want A Trip To jurassic park

You get eaten. Alive. You're burning in the stomach acid of a dinosaur.


I want a working Ferrari.