snake cut off and put in garbage disposal

[MetroidDead]

Not all adults need to fap.

What is this heresy!

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

God damn, this woman is a loveist starfish.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

God damn, this woman is a loveist starfish.

I seriously couldn't imagine my life without my snake...

[Supersylox]

...We must call exterminatus upon these heretics.

[ATKitton.]

Im surprised there arent more snakees thrown in the garbage disposal.
LOL.

[Cybertails1998]

Im surprised there arent more snakees thrown in the garbage disposal.
LOL.

go to hell

also i posted this in another thread, but still related:

the
world
is
ending

[The Corporation]

Some Celeb got his richard cut off, tossed on the highway, and they managed to re-attach it, and he starred in some movie later on.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Some Celeb got his richard cut off, tossed on the highway, and they managed to re-attach it, and he starred in some movie later on.

Was there a love scene?

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

Would of killed him. There is an artery in your snake, he literally would of died in seconds so what the hell. I call bullstuff.

[ATKitton.]

go to hell

The reporter said that lol i was quoting her.
I dont agree with cutting them off.
Kicking them when necessary yes.. but cutting them off... nooooo

[Skele]

This is the kind of stuff that makes it hard to trust people.

[aml]

I find this extremely hard to masturbate to.




 
kudos if you get it.

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

aml gets kudos. I got it right away, you got your snake cut off and threw in the disposal just like him!

[aml]

aml gets kudos. I got it right away, you got your snake cut off and threw in the disposal just like him!

nope you're way off.

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

I made my own joke out of what you said. I understand what you mean though, he can not masturbate because he got his man junk cut off.