Author Topic: "Godlovingdammit" moments in games  (Read 5707 times)

Fuking Shao Kahn in MK9. loving hell.

that feel when a dropship loses a jet and kills your shiny new actor with 1000 ounces of gold in weapons in cortex command


aaaaa

This happens every so often. Playing some TF2, 'bout to unload my scattergun into some unaware dope, then my ping skyrockets to 900 and I'm standing there like a handicap, about to get murdered. forget my internet.

Yesterday I was fighting a sure to be dead scout in 2fort (the water), of course for no my reason my computer freezes for a few seconds, then it's finally bad and I'm with 34 hp, stupid scout decided it would be smart to switch to a bat much too late, and I killed him anyways, was pretty sad.

I hate whenever my ping goes up when I have a sure kill >.> (My internet sucks as well.)

When I'm about to pull of a clutch gapcloser in League of Legends when my FPS randomly drops for no reason and I click a creep instead.

Remove... I don't get where you got the idea it was pronounced or spelled "revmove" but it's completely wrong. You should get Firefox, it has spellcheck.
Was using DSI which has no spellcheck

digging straight down in Minecraft, a vertical 1x2 hole

have everything you've earned on the server so far (only been on for like, 20 minutes)
lots of iron, your iron stuff, everything

hit lava.

GODlovingDAMNIT

digging straight down in Minecraft, a vertical 1x2 hole

have everything you've earned on the server so far (only been on for like, 20 minutes)
lots of iron, your iron stuff, everything

hit lava.

GODlovingDAMNIT
just-just-
*facedesk*

>playing L4D2
>near a instakill area
>charger out of nowhere
>forget

Rightafter you put the needle in your eye in DS2 and the regenerating Necromorph shows up.

When the first time I put Garrus into my party in Mass Effect he immediately dies at the beginning of the first fight we run into.
And then after that he dies again right away in the next fight.

trying to snipe but then some random handicap pops up right infront of me as soon as i shoot and i TK him and get killed next round for it

Rightafter you put the needle in your eye in DS2 and the regenerating Necromorph shows up.
MONSTER
Y U NO DIE
That's more like a "drop your stuff and run" moment.
A "godlovingdammit" moment would be playing hardcore mode and firing at the eye part, going back to your last save point.

when the combine sniper breaks down the train cart filled with logs, HOW THE forget DO I GET OVER NOW WITHOUT BEING SHOT IN THE FACE

tip grab one of thos luggage carts and use it as a shield

ontopic: on l4d i'm the last one and have like 15 hp with no medkits no pills, i'm going to the safe room i'm about 20 feet away when i hear a tank, but when i reach the door he's no where to be found, so i just walk in thanking god for letting me survive there, *opens door and see tank* GODlovingDAMNIT *dead*

I was playing Portal. It was that level with the short-ish walls that you have to vault over and get the energy ball in the slot. I jumped and on my downward arc somehow hit a MOVING ENERGY BALL.

EDIT: I also was playing Shadow of Chernobyl and I ran out of ALL my ammo in Lab X-18. Then the pseudogiant and a few poltergeists in the basement come out. For those who don't know what a pseudogiant is: http://stalker.wikia.com/wiki/Pseudogiant

Playing Half-Life: Deathmatch: Source for the first time. I got pretty good, and decided to start a game just to try out the weapons but I forgot to set a password. I was trying all the weapons out in the center when some moron joins and kills me with a loving Tau Cannon that he spawned next to. Then he proceeds to teabag my corpse. It ended with me shooting him in the back while he was still teabagging. God, that should be an achievement.
« Last Edit: July 26, 2011, 06:43:00 PM by Primus »

When you're carrying out a Dark Brotherhood contract...
And the loving power goes out.