Jizz in my Pants parody || stuff in my Pants by: Gamefandan SMALL MP3 PREVIEW

[Gamefandan]

For a little while, I've been working on a parody of Lonely Island's song Jizz in my Pants called stuff in my Pants.

The first verse is as follows:


Lock knees, not feelin so hot
I think I'm gonna drop one as big as a yacht
Clench my stomach and turn away
Try to play it cool as I start to sway
Walk away slowly, gotta relax
I think the floor might have just been waxed
Take one step and I feel it there
A little bit of weight in my underwear
Pick up the pace as I begin to sweat
Faster and faster and faster yet
I speed to the bathroom as I hide my shame
When suddenly behind me someone says my name
And I

stuff in my pants

Just shut up I don't wanna hear a word
Don't start with me, you'll get me stirred
I don't have time for your stupid rants
'Cause I

stuff in my pants

The dude walked away with a look on his face
No time for sorry gotta leave this place
I felt it now, dripping down my leg

I need to go home and change


The first part of VERSE 2:


I just watched a movie, it was about love
As I walk out I feel a light shove
I turn around to see a man standing there
He whispers to take off my underwear
With fear I realised he held a knife
Oh my god, what if I lose my life
The look in his eyes said you're gonna die
I looked to the sky and I asked why
He got closer that's when he said
Looked me dead in the face, asked "why so red?"
And I

stuff in my pants


Please leave feedback as to what you think of the song so far. I also suggest that if you want the greatest experience, try to sing this version over the original song, which can be found HERE.

A small MP3 file of the first verse can be downloaded HERE.

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[Gamefandan]

The poll is glitching up oh my god.

[FrozenEye]

Oh god.

[Gamefandan]

Oh god.

What does that mean?

[FrozenEye]

What does that mean?

Im not sure myself.
Its amazing...

[Gamefandan]

The second verse will be done soon.

[Altered]

When you're done do a parody of Spongebob's "Ripped his Pants" song.

[IkeTheGeneric]

When you're done do a parody of Spongebob's "Ripped his Pants" song.

When I jizzed in my pants
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
'till I went and blew it,
all sky high
and now she won't even spare a passing glance
all just because I...jizzed in my pants.

When big Lary came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
and no girl ever wants to dance
with a fool who went and...jizzed in his pants
I know I shouldn't mope around,
I shouldn't curse
but the pain feels so much worse
Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun
then a burn from the sun
or sand in your buns....

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
so listen and you won't regret
be true to yourself
don't miss your chance
and you won't end up like the fool...who...jizzed...in...hi s..PAAANTS

[Altered]

-jizzmypantssnip-

I ment a 'stuff my pants' remake and it would have original working (like OP's song thing)

[Gamefandan]

Just finished the first part of the second verse. Read it here or in the OP:

I just watched a movie, it was about love
As I walk out I feel a light shove
I turn around to see a man standing there
He whispers to take off my underwear
With fear I realised he held a knife
Oh my god, what if I lose my life
The look in his eyes said you're gonna die
I looked to the sky and I asked why
He got closer that's when he said
Looked me dead in the face, asked "why so red?"
And I

stuff in my pants

[Gamefandan]

Also who voted the last option?

Some feedback as to why it's bad would be greatly appreciated.

[tapemaster21]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/540127

[LizzyRascal]

I laughed so hard at the first verse.


Oh, god, my chest hurts now.

[Gamefandan]

The three people who gave it bad votes need to post why so I can make it better.

[Clone v.117]

This is really good, especially if you read it in the voice and tune of the actual song.
Good job game.
10 points to griffindoor!