Author Topic: What would you do if the Brute from Amnesia burst into your room?  (Read 3479 times)

Use my Hanks soda bottles as a weapon, wait till its in the middle of the room, throw my hanks bottles, then run to my garage and get the Weedwacker or my golf clubs.

Shove my richard in his mouth
It's entire face is practically a mouth, not to mention the brute is around 6'7, so you'd have to climb all the way up there. By the time you did that you'd be pretty messed up.

I'd play ring-around-the-Rosie with it around my bed, then I would bolt out the door, with cellphone in hand, and dial 911 as I hide in the basement or somewhere outside. When the SWAT team arrives and downs the thing with a couple thousand bullets, I would hang its sword-arm up on my wall.

My room is being redone so I'd beat it with the assorted scrapers, painting rollers, and little ladder stand thing. Then escape out my window because our room addition we made is right outside my window, and if my dad was home/in the car I'd go in his truck, get the .22 pistol and shoot it about 24 times (two 12 round mags)

My room is being redone so I'd beat it with the assorted scrapers, painting rollers, and little ladder stand thing. Then escape out my window because our room addition we made is right outside my window, and if my dad was home/in the car I'd go in his truck, get the .22 pistol and shoot it about 24 times (two 12 round mags)
Bullets probably wouldn't affect it much. Look at its head.


Bullets probably wouldn't affect it much. Look at its head.
Nothing would probably affect it. Everyone dies.

I'd be forgeted because I've got the smallest room in the house and have nothing that could even come close to harm it. I'd at least try and RLF (Run like forget) past it like a pack of school kids caught smoking in the Toilets..

Nothing would probably affect it. Everyone dies.

Nukes.

I'd smash through the window above my bed, and climb out onto the ledge, then jumping into the neighbors' yard.

I'd smash through the window above my bed, and climb out onto the ledge, then jumping into the neighbors' yard.
sounds reasonable

"Hello good sir, can i perhaps help you in some kind of way, sir?"
"L.O.R.D.I.C.I.A.N.."
"What do you say kind sir? Never heard of him, i am just a jolly good sir with a top hat and a mustache."

have loveytimes with it.


If it burst into my room it would explode from all of the awesomness within.




OT: I would stuff my pants and scream like a little gurl.



OTFORREAL: I would stuff my pants, scream like a masculine girl and hit it with what ever I have in my hands at the time then get my flash light and blind it. Then punch it in one of it's many eyes. Then run to my brother's room, grab one of his swords, cut the brute's head off and stab it repeatedly until there is nothing left to stab.