What would you do if the Brute from Amnesia burst into your room?

[Man 2]

I'd serve it couscous and sparkling mineral water, what else would I do?

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[asablief]

have loveytimes with it.

Once again, you wouldn't be able to get close enough to it without being seriously injured.

OTFORREAL: I would stuff my pants, scream like a masculine girl and hit it with what ever I have in my hands at the time then get my flash light and blind it.

I don't think it uses it's eye much anyway, even if you had a powerful enough flashlight to blind him.

Then punch it in one of it's many eyes.

Those are actually teeth, it only has 1 eye

Then run to my brother's room, grab one of his swords, cut the brute's head off and stab it repeatedly until there is nothing left to stab.

Your sword verse his blade arm? You may be able to decapitate it, but you better hope it's a very, very sharp blade because that flesh is hard as ten sheets of aged leather.

I'd serve it couscous and sparkling mineral water, what else would I do?

Hmmm, I don't think it's really interested in water.

[Man 2]

Hmmm, I don't think it's really interested in water.

Apple juice then? I imagine it'd go beautifully with couscous.

[asablief]

Apple juice then? I imagine it'd go beautifully with couscous.

The brutes sole purpose in existing at all is to dispatch anything that moves. It's having a very, very, very bad day, and someone offering it silly juice isn't going to impress him.

[dkamm65]

I would hold a barrel up in front of me.

If you hold a barrel in between you and the enemy, they can't see you at all.

[CpW]

I would hold a barrel up in front of me.

If you hold a barrel in between you and the enemy, they can't see you at all.

Wouldn't it break the barrel? Or is it just stupid?

[Man 2]

The brutes sole purpose in existing at all is to dispatch anything that moves. It's having a very, very, very bad day, and someone offering it silly juice isn't going to impress him.

...Then how about just the couscous? Perhaps it's not thirsty.

[Dodger]

Drop my bag of milkyways

[dkamm65]

Wouldn't it break the barrel? Or is it just stupid?

It breaks the line of sight and it stops running at you. Try it.

[Riot]

I would propose to it.

jk

I would swing my hands around and yell at it.

[asablief]

It breaks the line of sight and it stops running at you. Try it.

It's funny because the grunt can falcon punch a thousand barrels across a room.

[PossesedAngel]

It's funny because the grunt can falcon punch a thousand barrels across a room.

"Am i dead"
"no"
"oke"
Ontopic:Crouch in the darkness yo
Edit:They are also slow as stuff

[Nymethus]

I want to play these kind of games but they're too scary :3
I mean sometimes I find L4D2 scary xD

[asablief]

I want to play these kind of games but they're too scary :3
I mean sometimes I find L4D2 scary xD

hell i found jedi knight academy scary

then i went and bought the entire penumbra series and amnesia, and played them like a man

[Nymethus]

Sometimes I just want to run away like a little girl