Author Topic: Oh how I hate tourney cigarettes. (Read 3746 times)

james4115 · July 31, 2011, 02:17:47 PM

Quote from: captain blue on July 31, 2011, 01:46:03 PM

FOX ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION

you forgot
NO ITEMS

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IkeTheGeneric · July 31, 2011, 02:21:20 PM

God damn I hate playing SSBB online

FINAL DESTINATION ONLY

NO loving ITEMS EVER

WHAT THE forget WHY DID YOU PICK PEACH YOU SONNAVABICH IM GOING TO CUSS YOU OUT INGAME

Ziyek · July 31, 2011, 02:24:28 PM

Quote from: PossesedAngel on July 31, 2011, 08:50:47 AM

Notch is a friend anyhow.

"Hey guys, this guy just made this game, Minecraft, it's really good and runs smoothly and it has lots of features and free updates forever!"

"Yep. He's a friend."

Dodger · July 31, 2011, 02:26:34 PM

>Kill 3 people during 1 life in Bad Company 2 on the attacking side in a rush match
>OMG AIMBOT

PossesedAngel · July 31, 2011, 02:31:48 PM

Quote from: Ziyek on July 31, 2011, 02:24:28 PM

"Hey guys, this guy just made this game, Minecraft, it's really good and runs smoothly and it has lots of features and free updates forever!"

"Yep. He's a friend."

Notch fanboys.

Proog · July 31, 2011, 02:35:15 PM

Call of Duty players can be worse when they've memorized exactly what angle and second to throw a tomahawk to kill someone from the spawn the second a match stated. Then it's AK74 Grip Silencer or some stuff up the ass while they all play Nuketown.

LizzyRascal · July 31, 2011, 02:36:56 PM

Quote from: PossesedAngel on July 31, 2011, 02:31:48 PM

Notch fanboys.

I love Minecraft so much that I would be willing to trade any chance of getting better, just to play Minecraft for the rest of my life. Which I'm kind of doing now.

And I worship Notch in my Notch temple every Minecraft weekend.

brickybob · July 31, 2011, 02:38:08 PM

Quote from: PossesedAngel on July 31, 2011, 02:31:48 PM

Notch fanboys.

What's wrong with Notch?

LizzyRascal · July 31, 2011, 02:38:59 PM

Quote from: brickybob on July 31, 2011, 02:38:08 PM

What's wrong with Notch?

Absolutely nothing.

He is god.

He is Minecraft god.

Jacob/Lee · July 31, 2011, 02:39:09 PM

Back on topic, folks.

For those who are too lazy to google, this is the "tourneycigarette" entry for Urban Dictionary:

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Tourneycigarettes are people who make up (often on the spot) and play by non-official rules for video games. These rules are crated as to best suit their play style and/or play ability at any given time.

A tourneycigarette of a profound competitive nature is a person who feels that "fun" ruins any aspect of competition from a given video game, and thus any articles that may provide a random occurrence or event within a video game must be removed (or disregarded where appropriate).

Tourneycigarettes in every sense of the term are complete opposite of generally accepted and widely regarded "tournament players" of any given sport or event who, play by a predetermined, entirely approved set of rules, which are official, and govern each player competing. Within these rules they do not allow for self governing, a referee and/or judge takes upon that responsibility.
Brian wanted to play a competitive game of super smash brothers, but david the tourneycigarette would only agree if the rules he made up on the spot were the ones that would dictate their gameplay. No items, fox only, final destination.

Sulfate · July 31, 2011, 02:41:39 PM

on the topic of duke nukem: I don't like the game. not because of notch or any review, just because it was overhyped and I've watched enough let's plays of it to get the gist that it's just not my type of game

on the topic of tourneycigarettes: anyone who camps in a corner with a homing gun should not consider themselves good at any game and promptly proceed to the nearest bridge upon which they should propel themselves over the edge with due haste

on the topic of cod tomahawking: get with the times people it's all about OGM TRICKSHOT LOOOOOL!!!111!! x]]]xDDdDd]D]D8 MONTAGE OGM EPIC DID U C THAT LOL I 360 NO SCOPE!!!!

on the topic of "notch fanboys": please spot the difference between someone who likes notch and someone who obsessed over notch. it's safe to say everyone in the topic only likes him.. except LizzyRascal that's kind of creepy.

Lørd Tøny · July 31, 2011, 05:57:25 PM

Quote from: Mikiyikiy on July 31, 2011, 09:48:11 AM

I gave Duke Nukem a chance and I felt like I was playing some Call of Duty knockoff.

Except Duke Nukem came before Call of Duty and Duke Nukem Forever was announced in 1997.

james4115 · July 31, 2011, 05:59:13 PM

Quote from: IkeTheGeneric on July 31, 2011, 02:21:20 PM

God damn I hate playing SSBB online

FINAL DESTINATION ONLY

NO loving ITEMS EVER

WHAT THE forget WHY DID YOU PICK PEACH YOU SONNAVABICH IM GOING TO CUSS YOU OUT INGAME

and if youre playing random online,
either TAUNT BATTLE
or HYRULE ONLY

Wynd_Fox · July 31, 2011, 06:03:41 PM

Quote from: Ziyek on July 31, 2011, 02:24:28 PM

"Hey guys, this guy just made this game, Minecraft, it's really good and runs smoothly and it has lots of features and free updates forever!"

"Yep. He's a friend."

Badspot made this great game and he's kinda a jerk. Making cool things doesn't make you not a jerk.

I hate tourney peoples in Pokemon.

Lørd Tøny · July 31, 2011, 06:18:20 PM

Quote from: james4115 on July 31, 2011, 05:59:13 PM

either TAUNT BATTLE

That sounds horrible. Luigi taunt kick, oh my god.