hail satan
Satan staged a coup against God for control of Heaven, with the Bible listing his only motive as him being jealous of God.
The Bible is written by God himself, IE Satan's enemy.
How do we know Satan wasn't fighting God because he was doing some forgeted up stuff and Satan wanted to put a stop to it? And that God wrote most of the bible slandering his greatest enemy to keep him from getting spiritual support in the war between Heaven and Hell?
Food for thought.