Author Topic: The Above user just showed up at your house.  (Read 10586 times)

Murder him with the Maul I keep in the umbrella stand.

Make us Chai lattes and hang out in the kitchen <3

probably freak out and grab the fire axe above the door
and then ask what you're doing at my house and apologize for whatever i did and please dont kill me

We'd probably get into some argument about skaters, even though neither of us are actually skaters.

Leave his skater ass in the street.

Grab her boobs, then quickly close/lock the door and laugh my stupid ass off for the next five minutes.


Give out a chocolate bar, and hope he goes away.

"Who are you and are you with the United States Government?"

wh-who are you?!...
* SWAT One grabs metal pipe.


do what I do everyday.
Computer stuff

Call a cop to choke him while I filmed it.

Land a Billie treflip then grab your tits then repeatedly smack you with my board

Pickpocket and kill with pocket's contents, no matter what they are.